1. |
Things Can Start
02:07
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"What things? What things can start?"
“We can begin with a resolve.”
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2. |
Goodbye
04:22
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3. |
Forecast
01:14
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“Eeeee-yupp! Urrrrgghhh!”
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4. |
The Shepherd
02:12
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“Sheeps love mushrooms.”
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5. |
Burnt Whisper Experiment
02:13
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"Burnt my lip."
“Yeah, my, my legs are on fire.”
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6. |
Schmiel The Sheep
06:17
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“When I first heard about her, I, I, I, I cried.”
“Well, um, feathers, I – no, not feathers – I have little, um, little... I would say... balls. Balls.”
“There’s many wet times – that’s holding us back.”
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7. |
Keeky Kumpy
03:24
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8. |
Birthdays
04:30
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“How do you think I feel? I’m ten and I have a birthday every 4 years... you know, and my wife, she’s 167 when she shouldn’t be, just ’cause she counts her birthdays in different ways.”
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9. |
100 Years Of Achievement
05:23
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“Some pretty amazing insights into the world of sport.”
“Me and my 11 kids go out and we ’ave a grape each on a Tuesday ’cause it’s my favourite day. I wake up early on a Tuesday, I wake up at 11 o’clock.”
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10. |
Wizard
00:58
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“Do you have a hat?”
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11. |
Questions Of 11
02:12
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"Eleven? Eleven? Eleven?"
“About 11?”
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12. |
Debate
02:09
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“It needs to end. Does it ever end, really? The beginning, the start? Hmm?”
“All endings end with either a void or a lot of things to clear up.”
“When something comes to an end, it’s an opportunity to...”
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13. |
Follow The Grains
07:00
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“Oh God – rain! Lots of clouds. Stormy, stormy weather! Oh dear. Oh no – rain! Oh no – wind! Ahahahahahahaha! Brrrr! It won’t be good overall. Hahahahaha!”
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14. |
Squirrels
09:47
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“Hang on a sec, I’ve really reached a milestone here, I’ve become an adult, I’m an old man . . . I’m an old man.”
“I’ve matured. It’s the most horrible thing in the world.”
“Running across a brick, running across a road, you come near me, I bring you home!”
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15. |
The Orb
03:24
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“Yeah, and here I go, I’m still going – my walking’s just gonna never end – oh, it may end.”
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16. |
A Stable Lad
07:00
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“Don’t see boots like that ’round ’ere! Oh no! Gotta go to London to find boots like thaa-aat!”
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17. |
The Windmill Castle
05:22
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“What? You’ve spat in it? That’s horrible. You’re really, really disgusting.”
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18. |
Great Squirrels
03:25
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“You’ve just jumped in on my show.”
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19. |
The End
05:12
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“I don’t wanna, you know, speculate on every situation that’s ever occurred, but in general, we started on our own and we end on our own.”
“We all have to face the end on our own.”
“Is that it?”
"Never mind if this all comes across as mad rapping, just mind if this actually makes sense."
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Jake Wyatt Norwich, UK
Multifaceted comic performer, slow but determined novel constructionist, banana poet, arcane impressionist, flower conditioner, and loving hubby. Former producer and broadcaster of bizarre imaginings on local radio in Wales: epic escapades with vocal squirrels, neat sheep and lovely clouds! ... more
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